Marilyn Manson's Barely Legal Girlfriend Is Perfect For Him
"I've found my double, my twin, with my new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood," Manson, 38, tells France's Le Parisien newspaper."She's 19 and certainly that's very young," he added, "but that's not a problem for me. She likes the same things as me. She understands I like to get up when night falls and go to sleep at dawn."
Marilyn also talked about his failed marriage to burlesque beauty Dita Von Teese:"Our relationship ended at Halloween. I was completely destroyed psychologically. I'd rented a house and begun working on this disc, which sort of tells everything that happened to me during the past year. I was married to someone who wanted me to change. Become more adult, more responsible. I began not to like myself, not like what I do. I lost my identity. Everything began collapsing around me. The record allowed me to put an end to that. Dita left at Christmas while I was recording."
Indulge me here, but in the year 2007, with the whole goth-rock-industrial thing squarely behind us, is Marilyn Manson still clinging to his tired shtick? Seriously, time to clean it up, expand your horizons even. You are 38, on your way to middle-age, have been married and divorced twice — have some friggin' dignity. You can't really think it's ok for a man your age to dress up like a mentally-challenged Transylvania reject and hope to scare people? Give it up, act your age and stop dating women who are literally young enough to be your daughter. I hope you get arthritis of the penis Marilyn. Shame on you.
And Rachel, as the latest homewrecker on the block, I can't wait until you wake up someday (soon I am sure) and look over and see you are shacking up with a total wanker.
Marilyn isn't the Dark Lord, you aren't going to live forever and the embarrassment you feel now will eventually pass. Just keep saying "his name is Brian Warner and he's a total nerd from Canton, Ohio." That's what I do when I wake up from nightmares featuring this ghoulish doofus.
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