Megan Fox Single! Who Didn't See That Coming?

Did you hear the angel choirs singing last night? A crescendo of "hallelujahs" came soaring above the silver-lined clouds, or perhaps it was the sound of millions of perpetually horny and lonely men around the world banging their keyboards in exaltation.
Megan Fox is single. And thank goodness for that. Someone as gorgeous and popular as Megan should not be stuck with an old, haggard, boring single dad like Brian Austin Green. Didn't we have enough of that guy back in the 90's?
According to multiple sources the couple who've dated since 2004 and we're engaged in 2006, have called it quits, stating the split was amicable and they will remain friends. From the LATimes:

"The relationship had run its course," one of those chatty insiders tells Us. "They both realized the time had come to go their separate ways. It's completely amicable, and they are remaining friends."
Neither party has denied the rumor, so I guess that makes it official. We all knew this was a ticking time bomb of DUH! Brian Austin Green is a virtual nobody who was inappropriately touching a teenager when they first started dating. Fox is 22 and Green is 35, and they've dated for over four years. You do the math. Even in the real world this was a "mismatch." Then you add Megan starring the hit movie Transformers, and Fox becoming the object of every male's fantasy and it was only a matter of time before Green was tossed out like yesterday's news.
Rumors of Green being jealous of Megan's career probably didn't help matters, plus there's that whole scandal of Green refusing to accompany Fox to the Golden Globes:
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