Michael Lohan Stoops To A New Low: Will You Help Me Pay Child Support?
You know, I've defended this guy in the past. I think he did a very good job helping his daughter Lindsay when she was in rehab (although she's clearly in need of a refresher course)...but that just goes to show that even morons can do good things sometimes. Because this guy is truly a moron.
What's the latest moronic thing he's done? Well, besides allegedly father another daughter out of wedlock while he was separated from Dina, he's now trying to get some magazine to help him pay child support if the DNA test comes back positive:
Lohan has approached both OK! and People magazines with the offer of his exclusive story, should paternity tests prove he's her biological father. "He's approaching everyone to get the highest bid because, if he is the dad, he's going to need the money for back child support," said an insider. [...] The asking price for Michael's story is in the $20,000 range, but it sounds like both weeklies are passing on the offer. "Nobody wants to buy DNA results," our source scoffed. A rep for People denied Lohan had approached the mag, and a rep for OK! said, "We're not interested."
Hey, Michael, here's a thought...how about getting a, oh, I don't know, real job? I mean, who ends up paying for stuff like that?  Regular people (with real jobs) who buy those magazines, that's who!
I wasn't going to write about this story, because it's Just. That. Stupid. I can't even come up with snark about it, because it snarks all by itself, it doesn't need my help. However, I feel compelled to bring this to everyone's attention as a Public Service to our readers.
So, the moral of this story is this:Â Keep it in your pants.
Well, that's pretty much the end of that, isn't it?
