Michael Lohan Versus Perez Hilton: Clash Of The Turkeys
If Michael Lohan has his way, it's gonna be goin' down with celeb blogger Perez Hilton (and no, I don't mean any dirty puns). Lindsay's dad (whose side I used to be on until he proved that he, like everybody else in Lindsay's family, can't keep his yammering trap shut) is going to participate in a boxing match for charity, and guess who he'd like to meet in the ring?
The Hollywood dad-gone-bad - who insists he's trying to do good - is offering to step into the boxing ring with the highest bidder and donate all the money to Long Island charities."This is not about publicity," Lohan told the Daily News before heading to the gym to get in fighting form for the Nov. 24 match at the Hilton Long Island in Melville, L.I.
"If publicity is involved, it's only to raise money for charity," he said. [...]
Bidding starts at $5,000 for the chance to go three rounds with Lohan - but the convicted felon knows whom he'd like to fight.
"If there's one person on this planet that I'd like to fight, it's [celebrity blogger] Perez Hilton - for every single jab he's taken at my children and my family," Lohan said.
"I think it would take more than three rounds to hit him as much as I should," he said.
Hilton didn't seem to take the bait. "I may take jabs at him and his messed-up family, but they're baby taps compared to the blows he's thrown at his own ex-wife and his daughter's girlfriend [Samantha Ronson]," Hilton told The News.
"Michael Lohan needs to work through his many issues outside the ring and in the therapist's chair," said Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira.
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