Miley Cyrus' 20-Year Old Boyfriend Latest Stop On Her Train To Whoreville
Justin Gaston, an underwear model is dating Miley Cyrus, who is apparently an underwear model in training. Gaston is 20 while Miley, star of Disney's tween show Hannah Montana, is 15. I was pretty concerned about this relationship and the age difference, but after seeing these pictures, ehh, what's to worry about? Clearly this guy's mental age is in the 12-year old range.
Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley's father, seems to have lost his way in his parental responsibility and continues to show poor judgment in regards to his daughter. Not only has he done nothing about the continuous leaks of Miley doing her own amateur underwear modeling, but he even participated in the promoting of his daughter in scandalous photos and questionable decisions.
And of course, he totally approves of Miley's new boyfriend, the 20-year old underwear model, Justin Gaston. From the SFGate:
Miley Cyrus' protective father, Billy Ray, has given the pop star's "guy pal" Justin Gaston the seal of.The 15-year-old has been linked to 20-year-old Gaston — a former contestant on reality TV show "Nashville Star" — for several weeks, and he joined her dad onstage to perform at Miley's Disneyland party on Sunday.
All parties have denied Gaston is romancing the underage star, but he has won over Billy Ray.
He tells "Access Hollywood," "He actually reminds me a lot of myself when I was 20 years old and I was living and searching for the dream.
"He's got a great heart and soul, and a lot of determination. I think that's the true measure of a man, is when you measure his heart."
Was that supposed to be irony describing Billy Ray as "protective"? It wasn't lost on me.
As for the "true measure of a man," it could also be said that it can be found in how well a man looks after his precious children, and in this case I'd say Billy Ray Cyrus falls in the "very small, flacid" range. If I ain't being too subtle.
Hollywood is like a the Bermuda Triangle, people enter with decent morals and good intentions only to get sucked into a magical vortex of senseless whoring and depravity.
Oh, and clearly the Disney Channel is run by the devil.
