More Britney Madness

Author: Dawn Olsen
Published: February 22, 2007 at 1:43 pm

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The above Britney is having a full-scale meltdown, and X-17 was there to capture it.  Thank heavens.


As I reported earlier, she was spotted last night at K-Fed's where she attempted to communicate with him.  He either refused to answer the door or wasn't home.  While Britney waited for 45 minutes she grew increasingly irrate and started to attack a white SUV with a large green umbrella.  It is believed that the SUV belonged to a photog.  I am not really sure about the symbolism of a white SUV and a green umbrella - but I'll bet it will be discussed in some intense therapy sessions.  Sessions we all hope Britney will be attending.


Various sources have reported that she was driven back to Promises last night by her mother Lynn Spears.  She is expected to remain at the facility for a full 30-45 days or she may lose the custodial rights to her children.


All this pomp and circumstance has inspired me to some song and dance.  Excuse me while I twirl around and get into the moment. 


"Britney's having a bad day, 


she's taking one down,


she'll sing a sad song just to turn it around,


maybe go for a ride. "


But baby, the camera don't lie.


Cuckoo!

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Article Author: Dawn Olsen

A veteran blogger since 2002, Dawn has written for many different blog incarnations ranging from parenting, politics, popular culture, music and everything in between. Her writing can be found Blogcritics.org and her celebrity blog, Glosslip.com. }

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