Never Take Time Off When Britney Is Up To Something
Great googly-moogly on a stick. I take a few days sick leave, and look what happens. Britney has to go and get sick too. Fortunately, my illness is treated with some Aleve, a truckload of Mucinex, some decongestant, homemade chicken soup, flannel jammies, and a whole lot of sleep. Brit, I think, isn't going to get off quite that easily, after this latest episode in her life.
So, Brit apologists, what say you now? Where is the chorus of "Just leave her alones" and "Let her live her lifes" and "She just wants to have some funs"? Where are all of you demanding that the paps are the cause of all her problems? How many of you are going to chime in saying that she's just misunderstood? Huh? Yeah, that's what I thought. I called this a long time ago and look, it's happening, in glorious Britchno-Color.
You see, leaving Brit alone has exacerbated this situation. It has been obvious for quite some time now to anyone with two brain cells to rub together that Brit has serious mental problems. Letting her "live her life" has brought on this latest drama with her children and being taken to the hospital. Yes, the paps are crazy and they cross the line many times, but they aren't the source of her problems...rather, like a rash, they show up because of another chronic underlying syndrome. She isn't misunderstood...but she has been misdiagnosed, mishandled, and allowed to make lots of mistakes. And anyone who continues to keep their blinders on and say otherwise seriously needs a major clue.  Brit has been putting her life and the lives of two innocent children in danger for many months now, and nobody seems to care enough to step up and stop it.
What we need to remember is that Britney obviously has a mental condition. We've all seen the signs of it for months, perhaps even years, but most so-called fans and her leech-like hangers-on made excuses for her behavior. If she was hospitalized for postpartum depression, drug and/or alcohol abuse (yes, I believe that she has been on drugs and has abused alcohol, because they don't let you into drug treatment centers without meeting that criteria, even at a place as apparently useless as Promises), long-term mental health issues, or a mental evaluation, she can't be out making headlines and churning out money. If she's having problems that keep her behind closed doors at a hospital or treatment center, she can't be in the recording studio cranking out questionable CDs and going on award shows to embarrass herself. After all, any press is good press, right? As long as it brings in the dough, right? Push her and pull her and stick her up on a stage and pull her strings...look, she sings, she dances, she writhes, she grabs headlines, she makes us money!
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