Nick Bollea Asks To Go Home, John Graziano Can't Go Home: A Case In Perspective
Of course he wants to go home. Jail is, like, boring and stuff.
Nick Hogan Bollea Whatever had his lawyers file a motion asking to serve part of his sentence at home until he turns eighteen next month:
Kevin Hayslett, Bollea's attorney, said his 17-year-old client is being kept in solitary confinement in the jail's medical ward because he is not old enough to join the general population.Hayslett filed the motion for reconsideration and plans to ask the judge to consider placing Bollea under house arrest until he turns 18 on July 27.
Bollea pleaded no contest to a charge of reckless driving with serious bodily injury last month. He was sentenced to eight months in jail.
Is the poor widdle baby lonely in his cell that is smaller than his bathroom? Pardon me while I don't cry. His lawyer is actually asking that Nick be put on house arrest...have you seen the Hogan house? And Nick thinks it will be better in the general population?
Let's stop and take a look at what the Hogan family has said about John, Nick, the reality show, the accident, and this whole sordid mess in general, shall we? Maybe we can see what the Hogans want us to believe...and then, after we sort through all the crap, we can jolt ourselves back to reality with something that brought me to tears and puts all of this into perspective. I know it's long, but keep reading, please.
Hulkster, on how Nick should spend his time in jail (you know, when he's supposed to be thinking about what put him there):
That’s, that’s just like a temporary vibe, y’know, that’s like you’re evading all those low vibes of worry and doubt and fear but you’re, before you became present, you know how you’re always worried and doubtful and fearful and all that? [...]Where that’s your normal state? Well, all of a sudden, that temporary high vibe that you get-[t]hat’s just a glimpse of your next stage, where you’re gonna be all the time. Y’know what I mean? God is tellin’ ya that high vibe you felt when you woke up this morning and said you’re still livein’ [not a typo: rhymes with “jivin’â€]? That’s who you really are and that’s where you’re gonna go.
Nick and Hulk on why John is in the hospital (hint, it has nothing to do with Nick's reckless driving):
TERRY (Hulk Hogan): Well, I don’t know what type of person John was or what he did to get himself in a situation…I know he was pretty aggressive and he used to yell at people and he used to do stuff, and…but some, some, for some reason, man, God laid some heavy sh*t on that kid, man. I don’t know what he was into, I… Continued on the next page
