Octuplet Mom Ready To Ride Those Babies To Fame And Fortune
Disclaimer: If you are a parent of multiple children and just can't seem to stop giving birth, hoarding kids and breeding like a damn rabbit, you better hit the back button, this post is GUARANTEED to offend you. And not inadvertently either, seriously, you've been warned to leave NOW.
By now, we've all heard the story about the 33-year old woman in California who just gave birth to octuplets, Nadya Suleman. You also probably know that this woman has six other children, lives with her less-than-thrilled parents and DOESN'T HAVE A JOB, a husband or ever a "baby-daddy" - in fact, she has "spermy-donor" she used for all 14 of her children.
According to various reports, Suleman is a certifiable crazy person who is obsessed with kids (Angelina, is that you?). Those who know her, describe her as "off", including her own mother who said her daughter has been obsessed with having kids since she was one herself. So, I am NOT going out on a limb here to say that by giving this person 15 minutes of fame is more than a waste, it's a cruel injustice to her 14 children.
Predictably, she has obtained a PR flack who will handling her various book deals, endorsements and business opportunities. Yeah, you read that right, this crazy vessel of dumbassitry could stand to profit to the tune of $2million simply because her uterus managed to withstand the inexplicable ability to contain 8 babies.
Hey if Paris Hilton can make a fortune accommodating an endless supply of penises, why shouldn't crazy mom-baby-hoarder stand to make a quick buck whoring out her kids too? This is America, the land of opportunity and baby-pimping.
Hell, look at that baby-pimper Kate Gosselins from TLC's John and Kate Plus Eight. She went from clipping coupons for her brood of eight to moving into a $1.5million dollar house and having an army of advertisers pay her to smack her wussy husband around and yell at her kids all day. Sounds like a sweet gig. Hell, I do that each day for free.
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