Paging Lynne And Jamie Spears, Your Daughter Britney Is Naked In The Middle Of A Store
 I held out as long as I could, but I can't keep this up any longer. I swear, I don't get up every morning and try to see how many Britney articles I can write in a day, they just seem to come out of my fingers. I can't control it.
So it would seem that on January 13, the day before her courtroom drama, Britney caused quite a disturbance in a store by stripping off and doing her browsing alfresco:
Britney grabbed dresses from the racks and disappeared into a dressing room with Adnan. Moments later, Britney came out completely naked, shocking salesclerks!"I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me!" a store employee tells Life & Style.
"I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you f------ come near me!' says the employee.
"Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting."
When Britney and Adnan stumbled out, Britney mumbled something unintelligible. "I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent," says the employee. "Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone.
"Then she muttered, 'F--- you!' and left the store."
All right. I have officially had it. I am now angry. And Lynne and Jamie Spears are numbers one and two on my hit list.
This had no reason to happen. There was no need for Britney to go to this store to start with, because she shops just about EVERY DAY. All we ever see her doing is shopping, getting gas, and swilling Starbucks. The last time I checked, you can't have more than one person in a dressing room, especially a person of the opposite sex. This guy Addon is doing nothing to help her stop self-destructing. And this is a woman with OBVIOUS mental problems. What is she doing wandering around a store naked?
Um...HELLO? Where are her so-called friends? Where is her so-called family? Why, in the name of all that is good and decent in the world, isn't somebody trying to help her?
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