Pam Anderson Weds Smut Peddler Rick Salomon In Las Vegas
Nothing says romance like a quickie wedding, hastily-put-together, uniting a twice-divorced haggered Hollywood pin-up, to a man best known for peddling his amatuer sex video featuring celebutard Paris Hilton.
None of this is shocking. Pam, is a well-known whore whose taste in men borders on sociopathic (Tommy Lee, Kid Rock) and Rick Salmon likes his women cheap and easy (Paris Hilton, Shannon Doherty).
What is shocking is a celebrity who attended this sham of a nuptial, none other than the webbed hero Tobey Maguire. I just can't wrap my mind around that. Here's a guy who shuns the limelight, comes off as very grounded with a healthy perspective on fame — yet he attends a wedding for Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon, possibly the two sleaziest people in LA. Only the marriage of Ron Jeremy to Jenna Jameson would be more vomitous and chock full of STD's.
People magazine reports on this classy affair:
The pair tied the knot Saturday night in Las Vegas at the Mirage Hotel before Anderson's children and members of her family, sources confirm to PEOPLE.A conventional marriage it wasn't, as the nuptials actually took place in an hour-and-a-half between Anderson's two magic shows.
Anderson, 40, donned a white denim Valentino dress at the small ceremony. Wedding guests included Tobey Maguire, Lukas Haas and magician Hans Klok.
Pam claims to have known and been friends with Salomon for 15 years, and sources close to the pair state: "They are head over heels in love. They are really close. They have a relationship already and they have the license."
Oh, so a pre-existing relationship and a marriage license are all that are required to make a life-long commitment to each other. Well I've known the guy who collects our garbage for several years AND I have a license so does this mean we should get married? Sadly, he's already married, but you get my point.
This is the absolute crux of what pisses me off about Hollywood. Disposable marriage. These people treat marriage like it's a bulimic buffet. Gorge to excess and purge when we've had too much....disgusting.
One thing is certain, these two ARE perfect for each other. Together they can combine their STD's and come up with a whole new deadly strain of herpititis that will level the earth's population in seconds. Get ready for the apocalypse!
Oh, and Tobey Maguire? Really? Ewwww....
