Pamela Anderson And Tommy Lee To Try It Again Again, Again

It's a modern day classic love story...proof positive that true love conquers all, or something like that.  Yes, those two lovely lovebirds, Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, are going to give their relationship yet another go:

“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me,” said a beaming Tommy Lee(speaking, of course, of his ex-wife and sex-tape costar Pamela Anderson and their two sons, Brandon and Dylan). “It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together.” Let’s hope those crazy lovebirds keep it together this time. As Lee told us, “We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go.”

Just to get you up to speed (take notes, there will be a test later):

• Pammy and Tommy got married after knowing each other 96 hours
• They had two boys together
• Between 1995 and 1998, she filed for divorce twice and had Tommy arrested once
• Tommy supposedly gave Pam the Hepatitis-C virus from a shared tattoo needle
• After the final breakup with Tommy, Pam has been involved in some way or another (either through sex, engagement, marriage, or some combination of all three) with (among others) Marcus Schenkenberg, Kid Rock, and Rick Salomon
• Tommy has been involved with (among others) Heather Locklear, Bobbie Brown, and Mayte Garcia (Prince's ex)
• Tommy Lee and Pam's ex Kid Rock came to blows, presumably over Pam, at the infamous VMA's where Britney had her famous on-stage breakdown

Okay, that's enough.  I'm tired and there's just too much information to sort through that I don't care about, since I could care less about what two diseased, skanky, trashy has-beens do in their private lives (well, I mean other than in a point-at-the-trainwreck sort of way).  If these two can make it work, more power to them.  They're probably made for each other, so as long as they keep their shared germs between the two of them I wish them every happiness. I do wonder, though, if vegetarian Pam will again serve pigs in a blanket and tuna tacos at the possible wedding reception?  Or perhaps wear a leather corset on her wedding night?  Or maybe she and Tommy can once again visit the circus? I'm starting a pool on how long it will take for Pam to announce that she's had a "miscarriage" after she and Tommy have a fight and/or and/or he doesn't give her enough attention and/or she hasn't had any press for a while.  I'm going to say February...maybe March, if the money holds out.

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