Pamela Anderson Wants Me To Give You A Message
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Dear k:
Could you please tell your readers that I am not pregnant? kthxbai
xoxo Pam
So there, I've done my civic duty for the day. Don't expect me to do something like donate blood or donate to a homeless shelter now. One person can only do so much, I can't save the world.
Pammy confirmed to Robin Leach (seriously? Robin Leach, he of champagne wishes and caviar dreams? I thought he died) that she is most definitely not in this particular club:
Sex-queen Pamela Anderson made a special plea late last night (WED) to me saying “Please tell everybody- categorically I am not pregnant†Pamela who reads Luxe Life said the internet rumors that flashed around the world yesterday began when In Touch magazine reported she was two-months pregnant.“Its just not true†she told me when we sat alongside in neighboring VIP booths on the dance floor of the TRYST nightclub in the WYNN resort casino. “I would tell you if it was.†Pamela was celebrating her marriage last weekend with bottles of expensive Cristal champagne with four male friends including her longtime best vegas friend, former Zumanity dancer Hejus.
So there you have it. Straight from the horse's mouth, as it were. Pam Anderson is definitely not pregnant. Until such time as she is pregnant, in which case she will definitely be pregnant. Unless she's not.
Personally, I could care less, other than being concerned about any sort of spawn that this duo might manage to mesh together in the petri dish that is Pam's reproductive system and Rick's moneymaker. I mean, between the two of them, they could populate Vegas with new strains of STD's. Ever read Stephen King's The Stand? Remember that disease?
After all, don't forget that this is the guy who slept with Paris Hilton, and they say that you've slept with everyone that your partner has slept with.
So between Pam and Rick, that would calculate to...to...
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Crap, my calculator exploded.
