Paris Hilton Discovers Modesty While Behind Bars
While some are commenting on the overt and salacious merits of the above photo of Paris Hilton sunbathing in Hawaii, it is my belief that Ms. Hilton has finally discovered her modest side and showed a great deal of restraint and good judgment covering up her beartrap in public (or private for that matter) — which is a first for the heiress.
Clearly Paris' time in the slammer has had a tremendously positive impact on this fine young lady and I expect great things from her in the future; like teaching orphans to swim, or saving dolphins from tuna fishers, or live nude bowling out by the LAX airport. You know, monumental moments of personal growth.
Did anyone notice any seagulls swarming nearby?
Pic courtesy of those pervs at TMZ!
Come to think of it, maybe she was just re-enacting this previous vision of sheer delight!?
