Paris Hilton Loses Car, License and Hopefully, The Will To Go On
Don't call me mean, I just report the facts.Â
So what did our little tarlet do this time? TMZ is reporting, and Flynet Online has the photos to corroborate the claim, that Hilton was pulled over last night after leaving the Virgin Megastore. Stop, wait a second. What was Paris doing at a store called Virgin Megastore? That's like an oxymoron or something. I bet that lame ho thought she could buy something that would make people think she was a virgin. Or maybe Whores-R-Us was closed?
As told by Paris' publicist Elliot Mintz to TMZ:
 "[Paris] was exiting the parking structure which "is brightly lit so she had not noticed that her headlights were not activated." As she drove a few blocks, she was confronted by other bright lights — those of the L.A. County Sheriff's Department."
I am sure he meant to say, Paris' isn't too brightly lit as well, but just forgot. It was during this stop that the police also discovered she was driving on a suspended license, to which Mintz replied, "If that was the case, she was not aware of it."
Paris' 2007 Blue Bentley was impounded. So sad.
You would think with all the lawyers and handlers a celebrity can buy, one might have bothered to inform her that she was driving under a suspended license. The courts tend to go out of their way to inform you of such things. Or so I have heard from third party sources. Me, I am above the law.
I blame Elliot Mintz for this oversight. I also blame him for not smacking the snot out of Paris at least twice a day. A man of his age should possess more dignity and self respect - and a nice right hook.
