Paris Hilton To Star In A Show About Dressing Up B*tches
No, I'm serious. Britain's Living TV is going to sign up Wonky herself to star in a show called Paris' Pooches, where she will manage a pet grooming business in London:
The heiress is set to invade U.K. TV. Paris Hilton has reportedly signed a deal with a British channel to star in a dog-grooming show entitled "Paris' Pooches."Hilton, 27, allegedly inked a deal with Living TV television channel to star in a series, in which she will manage a beauty parlor for dogs in Bond Street, London.
An insider tells Sunday Star newspaper, "The shop is perfect for Paris. It's a subject she's passionate about and it's a way for her to break into U.K. TV."
"Watching Paris act out her Los Angeles lifestyle, in which tiaras for Chihuahuas are of real importance, should be very entertaining. And she will no doubt be hitting the clubs and parties over here in the same way she does back home."
Yes, I'm serious. The same woman who admits she collects pets like she collects purses, who was well over the limit on how many domestic animals she had within the Los Angeles city limits, and who refused to spay or neuter her animals or give away the puppies (because only big meanie poopyheads take babies away from their mommas), is going to have a show about pets.
Let's revisit the list of Paris' pet sins, shall we?
To Ellen DeGeneres, on why she has so many dogs:
Ellen: Seventeen? Why do you have so many dogs?Paris: Cuz they keep having babies, and I feel bad to give them away, because I feel like if I had a baby and someone gave it away it would be mean, so I feel bad for my dogs.
Ellen: Paris, you have to spay and neuter your pets.
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