Pierce Brosnan Prefers Charlize Theron Over Angelina Jolie, Sheesh, Who Doesn't?
Leave it to that tall glass of steaming hotness Pierce Brosnan (simmer down k, I know he's all yours) to slap the patron saint of home-wreckers Angelina Jolie in the face. Sadly, he only did so metaphorically, because Angie so deserves a real glove slap (a gentlemanly one of course, we don't advocate physical abuse, usually.)
Anywho, in a recent interview with People Magazine, Brosnan had this to say (via I'mNotObsessed) about his potential co-stars in the latest Thomas Crown Affair film:
"Charlize Theron is someone who I’ve always admired. I think she’s someone who has acquitted herself grandly. Nothing against Angelina Jolie. I think she’s a magnificent actress. But Charlize has a poise about her and has an inner strength and femininity which I really like to watch."
Ok, I know what you Brangeloonies are thinking, he didn't really insult Jolie because he said she's a magnificent actress. But trust us, he insulted her. His compliments to Charlize were a direct kidney-punch to Angelina, who DEFINITELY considers herself the epitome of poise, inner strength and femininity. So in a subtle, yet direct way, Pierce is letting us know he doesn't want to be tempted by her penisflytrap woman parts. Especially with the latest vulgar revelations by Angie herself, that she and her whipped little puppy, Brad Pitt fell in love while shooting their film Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Of course, not only did Angie finally reveal to the world what we already knew, she proved what a relentless liar she is, after boldly proclaiming she'd NEVER, EVER be attracted to a married man after her father cheated on her mother while they were still married.
Whatever Angie! Not everyone is up for your shenanigans and false sainthood or temptress ways. I am sure you have more than your fair share of enemies in Hollywood. What's that old adage, don't poop where you eat? Yeah, that.
