Rumer Willis Has Zero Self-Esteem Issues

Author: Dawn Olsen
Published: September 28, 2007 at 12:45 pm

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I try really hard not to make fun of famous people (or regular people for that matter) for the way they look. Sometimes, it is what it is and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. Unless you've intentionally gone and screwed yourself up, who am I to judge the way the good Lord made you.

demi.jpgAnd then there's Rumer Willis, the eldest daughter of two really attractive celebrities, Demi Moore and Bruce Willis.

Rumer may be exquisite on the inside, a real saint of a gal and have the charisma of Bill Clinton, Bono, MLK, Jr. and John Lennon put together, but her face is some kind of DNA experiment gone wrong.

It's like Bruce's sperm and Demi's ovaries were really pissed off at each other, decided to just throw caution to the wind, and put their worst foot forward. G*ddamn, her head is a real horror show.bruce.jpg

Oh, and that hair color...Atrocious.

Whoever thought it would be good idea to put that yucky hair color on this young lass is a monster. A regular Mengele, Hitler and Stalin rolled into one.

In any case, Rumer has one thing going for her, self esteem. Rumer feels good about herself and holds her head high. Without the use of crane even. Good for you Rumer! Misshapen folks around the world have found themselves a hero.

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Article Author: Dawn Olsen

A veteran blogger since 2002, Dawn has written for many different blog incarnations ranging from parenting, politics, popular culture, music and everything in between. Her writing can be found Blogcritics.org and her celebrity blog, Glosslip.com. }

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