Safe Sex and AIDS Advocate Ralph Fiennes Urged To Have HIV Test - HA!
In what has to be one of the most ironic cases in the history of hyprocrits, British actor Ralph Fiennes is being prompted to get tested for HIV after his brief and unprotected encounter with Qantas airline attendant Lisa Robertson. The flight attendant and skank extraordinare--who says she had sex with Fiennes on a Qantas jet, is now admitting she had once worked as a high-class prostitute (oxy-moron alert!)
As reported by the London Daily Mail, she said she earned as much as $640 U.S. dollars a night in a Sydney brothel while working for the airline. That's an expensive piece of ass for such an ugly face. Although I doubt many of her clientele bothered to look. Fiennes and Robertson hooked up in January on a flight to India,  Ralph was going to discuss HIV and practicing safe sex.
Perhaps he was testing his own theories on the importance of protection, or he's a big phony who uses deadly diseases to travel the globe and screw flight attendants (unprotected) in airplane bathrooms.  It's also possible that he suffers from such a raging and inflamed case of arrogance that he thinks he is somehow above people from third world countries, and therefore not susceptible to any diseases -- because, you know, he's a movie star.
Maybe he's never heard of Rock Hudson. Or Freddie Mercury. Or Magic Johnson. Or in the future - Ralph Fiennes. Moron.
Story submitted by D-Bomb, who firmly believes in a wang with a raincoat!
