Sarah Palin Reads All Periodicals, Declares Alaska Not A Foreign Country, Scares Rappers With Dumb Names
I am all sorts of school-girl-giddy waiting for tonight's debate. I will even be skipping "Supernatural" (on the CW - hello DVR) to watch! I guess you could say I have a special fondness for "glittering generalities" and a woman who reads not just some periodicals, but "all of 'em, and any of 'em" which most likely include, "100 Recipes For Moose Jerky," "Really Big Guns Quarterly," "Dinosaurs and Other Mythical Creatures," and definitely "Family Circle." I kid, I kid.
Well, no I don't, but I do mean it in good fun. Poor Sarah Palin, it's not bad enough the woman is being run through the grist mill of the media, who are now overcompensating for the wildly inappropriate ass-kissing they gave her after the RNC, and are now making up for it by forcing her to talk to the condescending and self-important Katie Couric, but now she has to debate the loquacious Senator Joe Biden. On top of all that, she has Puff Daddy Diddy von P Diddler making fun of her, as if a man who can't even stick with one dumb name and punches strangers in the face while trying to steal their girlfriend has any room to talk. He's right about one thing, get out and vote on Nov. 4, it's you civic duty regardless of who you vote for.
Can we get back to the issues already? Seriously people, we have real problems facing us besides Sarah Palin's inability to name one periodical she's read in the last 44 years of her life (besides all of 'em.) Hey, as long as she's reading Glosslip, she's getting all the news that fit to read.
But only if she sticks to k's stuff. I wonder if Ms. Palin was too embarrassed to list the sources she reads? If Katie Couric had asked me that question, first I'd probably challenge her to an arm-wrestling competition, but then I'd have to list them.
I wonder if the National Enquirer, Star Magazine and In Style count as publications that shape one's world view?
