Sienna Miller Squirts Pee On Photographers, Sticks Big Fat Foot In It
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Just when I didn't think I could love Sienna Miller (love = crack her head open like a coconut and inspect contents) any more, she goes and wows us all over again with her cleverness and unique brand of idiocy.
In an interview  for the Guardian, Miller pontificates on some of the recent benchmarks in her upward climb to being the most hated and loathed celebrity. And in this day and age of celebrities that is some kind of accomplishment. After reading this interview to promote her new movie Factory Girl, a biopic about Edie Sedwick of Andy Warhol fame, we discover not only that Sienna is preposteriously addicted to droning on and on about herself, but she's kind of a slag. If I may be so bold. Unlike the guy interviewer her, who is neither bold, nor insightful.
Sienna on her reputation for being a slut:
"Apparently, I've shagged half of Hollywood. And that's not true. I'm supposed to have shagged Orlando Bloom, Daniel Craig, Leonardo DiCaprio ..." But you were going out with Orlando - I know, I read it in the papers. "I was not! Orlando and I went to a pizza restaurant when I was 17 years old before he was Orlando ... Who else am I supposed to have slept with? Daniel, Orlando, Leonardo, Jude (but that's all right), Josh Hartnett, Puff Daddy." And she runs through it again, counting on her fingers, all the people she's not shagged. Had she met them? "Yeah, I'd met them ... you are allowed to have male friends!"
Of course you are allowed to have male friends. And those male friends expect you to sleep with them. Like duh!
Sienna on long division:
 "I'd say, 'When would I use long division?' and the teacher would say, 'When you're in a supermarket and you want to calculate the price of your food before you get to the till,' and I'd think, 'Well, I'd take a f*cking calculator, you nob.
Long division can also help determine if you are a slut. Divide one Sienna Miller, by 50 Hollywood A-listers who can help her become a star and you get what, like 5 billion STD's? My calculations might be off by a million or so. Long division is so much more sophisticated than counting on your fingers. I mean it's not like she has a hundred fingers or something.
On apologizing for calling Pittsburgh, Shittsburgh:
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