Sienna Miller Squirts Pee On Photographers, Sticks Big Fat Foot In It - Page 2
 "Because I was halfway through shooting a movie called The Mysteries Of Pittsburgh and the producers were understandably very distressed at the riot I had caused, so it was kind of damage control. I understand the patriotism of that city, but really I don't think it was that big a deal. I had to meet the mayor live on TV and apologise. It was huge! People are dying in Iraq and where is our focus, d'you know what I mean?
I can't really complain about this one, because let's face it, calling Pittsburgh "Shittsburgh" is a totally natural response. But I am from Cleveland and so it's completely acceptable for me to say that. Even people in Pittsburgh would agree. And then they would pound my face into the ground while laughing at all our loser sports teams. But her American-city madlib name-calling didn't end there, and with annoying candor, she reveals how she and her friends came up with more clever canards, most likely guaranteeing that I will be naming my next poop after her:
"Massivetwoshits is Massachusetts. Connecticunt, or Connectibutt. We came up with loads." She stops herself. "But I don't deliberately hurt anybody. And, actually, I like Pittsburgh, I do."And Sienna, the people of Shittsburgh like you too. They would like you to visit San Die-go-and-die, and Mi-am-i-an-asshole and of course, Chi-ca-go-f*ckyourself. Those cities welcome your visit.Â
On why she was attracted to Jude Law:
"Heeheeheeh! Everything about him. He's an incredibly brilliant, intelligent, funny, charismatic, vivacious, kind, beautiful, rich ... Don't put the last thing."
I see she didn't mention him being hung like a stallion.  I guess you can't have it all. Unlike me.
Sienna talks about her vices, besides humping anything that stands still too long:
"I took a morphine pill, just to feel what a safe way of taking heroin was like." And how was it? "I didn't really feel a lot." She giggles. "I'm incredibly hardcore. Hahaha!"
Strangely she's asked why so many people experiment with drugs, because clearly, she's like a psychiatrist or a DEA agent or something:
Why do so many people experiment with drugs? "'Cos they're fun! 'Cos they're fuckloads of fun! No, don't write that. I always end up putting my big fat foot in it." That is the nice thing about Miller, though - she's honest, and funny with it.
The interviewer needs to shut it already, could he have his nose up her ass anymore? Ugh, dude, integrity, please. He continues his fanciful dance of sphincter-sniffing and they discuss how she feels about being a celebrity and getting following by photogs:
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