Silence Of The Clams - A New Film Starring Your Favorite Scientologist Celebs
Submitted by an anonymous source (wink wink):
Critics are already raving about ‘SILENCE OF THE CLAMS’ – an exciting new sci-fi/adventure/heartwarming horror comedy. Starring Jason Begeh as fearless freedom fighter Rick Rollings, and his brave band of Amazon warriors: Nicole Kidman as LongCatwoman and Brooke Sheilds as SuperPsychMom, and introducing Dawn as the daring and glamorous GlosslipGal!
With cameo appearances by Mark Bunker as WiseBeardMan, and the courageous Jenna, Astra and Kendra as the Amazing X-Kids! Aided by the high-tech antics of the enormous, anonymous, and surprisingly attractive Legion of Lulz, our heroes speak the truth and spark a world wide revolution to unmask an evil cult and expose its fairly gamey criminal core. Bridges will crumble! Cruise ships will sink! Volcanoes will explode! Lost souls will be saved, lost loves will be found, and a clear shining light will rise from the ruin. Don’t miss SILENCE OF THE CLAMS – coming soon to a theatre near you!
- Based on a true but not copyrighted story
You KNOW this is just begging for a photoshop!
