Mariah Carey Just Has Too Much Money And Not Enough Brains.
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Okay...I've let this go long enough. I was going to write about this the other day, but I just couldn't believe it was real. Surely someone was exaggerating. But no...it does appear that this story is true.
Mariah Carey is a self-important beeyatch with no brains and lots of money.
I could post a pic and end the article right there and go away happy, but I think I'll expand a bit on that thought. I mean, this is already general knowledge, right? And I am not here to post stuff that is general knowledge.
Mariah gave an interview in Glamour in which she states, among other things, that she doesn't know how many bathrooms she has in her 12,000 square-foot triplex in NYC's Tribeca district:
"I don't........."
WAIT a minute. Stop the quote. I think my eyeballs just had a hemorrhage. 12,000 square feet? She lives in a triplex that has a square footage of 12,000 square feet? WTF? It's HER. No kids, no husband, HER. Maybe some pets. But I'm positive we aren't talking about elephants here. Or maybe we could be...it IS Mimi, after all.
“I don’t know! Do you really want me to try and think about it?†she says in the new issue of Glamour magazine.The 37-year-old singer has an entire bathroom dedicated to Hello Kitty. “I’ve liked Hello Kitty since I was little,†she says.
She has a 3,000-square-foot closet and a separate closet just for lingerie.
WAIT.
Let's stop again. 3,000 square-foot closet. A CLOSET. You know what a closet is, right? You hang clothes in it, you keep your shoes in it, you hide Christmas presents in it, you stuff junk in there when you see company coming up the driveway and you don't have time to clean. That closet is bigger than my ENTIRE HOUSE. I'm sitting here looking at my house and trying to imagine it as a closet, and thinking just how many items of clothing and shoeage that would be needed to fill it up. Even if you factor in things like luggage and a few boxes of odds and ends and purses and winter coat storage, that is a buttload of stuff to fill up a closet that big. For ONE person. She could move a poor immigrant family in there and they'd think they just hit the lottery.
Now, I know some of you Mariah-apologists are going to argue that she needs a closet that big (wait, don't forget, that is just for clothes, the lingerie takes up another one, although the article doesn't say what size that one is) because she is a "STAR" (oh, for glitter text about now....no pun intended), and she has a lot of gowns and shoes and such for concerts, and she goes to things like premieres and galas and events and whatever it is that she does in whatever genre of music it is that she supposedly sings. And my response to that is....HER CLOSET IS BIGGER THAN MY HOUSE. There's no amount of clothing that is needed that should need to be stored in a room that is bigger than a house. (And just for the record, I live in a 2,000 square-foot house, so we aren't talking about a single-wide trailer here, not that there's anything wrong with that.)
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