Suri Cruise Headed Off To Scientology School: Readin', Writin' and Xenu!
Bye Bye Mommy, I'm Off To Scientology School
Well, just when I thought I have had my fill on how despicable Tom Cruise can be, he up and announces his youngest child, Suri (who turns 3 on April 18) will be attending a Scientology school.
Bye bye Suri!
Not just ANY Scientology school mind you, but the school of Will “I am a Christian. I am a student of all religions. And I respect all people and all paths" Smith and wife Jada "The Schoolmaster's" school of course.
Yes, it's true, Suri will be attending the New Village Academy School in Calabasas California and learning her ABC's Scientology style.
More like ARC's, a Scientology acronym which stands for Affinity, Reality, and Communication, which is the meaning of the lower triangle in the cult's logo.
By now, most of you know the school, the one that Will and Jada dumped a cool $1 mill of their own money into last year? The private school will offer organic meals, laptops for every student and an environment of learning based on "equity" and "respect" to create "citizens of the world."
Wow sounds kind of fantastic right?
The school accommodates students pre-k through sixth grade.
Laptops? Hmmm I wonder if the laptops will all be installed with a "net nanny" so if students are allowed to connect to the internet, which is doubtful, their wandering eyes won't be able to access any criticism against Scientology.
Tom and Katie Cruise’s doll-like daughter Suri is to be trained in Scientology after her third birthday this week.The Cruises are sending their daughter five days a week to the Church of Scientology’s £6,000-a-year New Village Academy in Los Angeles, launched last year by Tom’s friend, fellow actor Will Smith.
It is staffed by trained Scientologists and lists ‘study technology’ as a key curricular focus.
‘The children have a lot of responsibilities from a very young age,’ says a source.
‘The school is particularly strict about nutrition, demanding a low-carb, low-sodium and low-sugar organic diet.
‘Katie is understandably a little anxious about being separated from Suri.’
I'll bet Katie is a little anxious! How will Suri (or Katie) get along without mom carrying her all over the place? Who will Katie and Tom use in all those photo-ops to distract from them being crazy cult followers? Questions, questions and so few answers.
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