Tommy Lee Drops Names, But Still Can't Drop Kid Rock
Everyone in the free world is now aware that former Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee got into a scuffle with Detroit's own white trash rapper (no, not Emimen) Kid Rock at the VMAs.
So what's the beef between these two delicious heartthrobs? Well, besides sharing a common, though unpleasant STD, these two nitwits also had the pleasure of hollowing out their former misses, Pamela Anderson.
Wait, let me back up, Tommy hollowed her out, Kid just tried to fill in the gaps.
Anyway, moving on. The slap-fight between these two ladies took place during Alicia Keys performance at Sunday night's 2007 VMA's, which apparently was the highlight of the evening. While we can't say for sure *exactly* what took place, we can only imagine what these two mental midgets consider an affront, but if I were to take a stab at it, it probably has something to do penis sizes.
What we *do* know is Tommy Lee posted about the incident on his blog and while he fails to fill in the gaps (hehe) he does drop a sh*tload of names and we are all supposed to be impressed.
Yeah!! .....here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends......Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore....and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!.....and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me.....and he's sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia starts her amazing performance....("I apologize sweetie.....I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect")......back to the stupid-ness!!....so..... I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble...I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say "Hey dude...What up"?? He punches me in the face.....well if ya wanna call it that!?....more like a bitch slap!.......Wuss!! Anyway....i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT....and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ....guards.. grab me and haul my ass outta the award ! So I'm fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm's George Maloof......the rest is paper work and bullshit!... Anyway...... I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!!
It's great to see that Tommy Lee's status as a star has not diminished over the years and he can still command a room full of second-rate stars like Criss Angel, Travis Barker and P. Diddy — oh, and issue some shout outs to bona fide stars like Alicia Keys — but the fact of the matter is I find it suspect that Kid Rock would just haul off and slap Tommy Lee for no reason. And don't tell me that Pamela sitting on Tommy was a good reason. I mean who hasn't Pamela Anderson sat on? Continued on the next page
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