UK Bans Snoop Dogg, Won't Play At Wembley Arena With P. Diddy
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I actually can't believe I wrote a sentence that contained the words Snoop Dogg and Wembly Arena, but there you have it.
The BBC reports that rapper Snoop Dogg has been denied a visa to enter the UK for a tour of Europe with his pal Sean "Puffy" "Diddy" "P Diddy" Combs. Diddy will continue to perform at the scheduled show on Tuesday at the Wembley Arena in London.
Snoops spokeperson said this:
Snoop and his team are hoping the British government will reconsider this decision, especially as he has toured here before and sees the UK as being the highlight of the tour. He has asked how he can help rectify the situation and would happily talk to and give assurances to officials." She also added that Snoop is "mystified" by the decision to not grant him a visa.
If mystified means he was "high" then okay, because considering Snoop was "held overnight" in Sweden earlier this month on suspicions of drug use, one might think that a normal person might start putting two and two together. Two and two being: Snoop + Dogg = Pot and that's what I like to call higher math. Get it? Higher math.
I give up. And so should Snoop when it comes to getting into Europe. Unless it's Amsterdam, where I am sure he has become the patron saint of all things that are rolled up tight, smell like skunk and are sticky to the touch. mmmmm.....herbalicious
