Uma Thurman's Body Still Hot, She Just Needs A Better Swimsuit

Author: Dawn Olsen
Published: April 05, 2007 at 5:38 pm

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Many a gossip rag is talking smack about these pictures of Uma Thurman in a swimsuit, here's a few quality (and by quality - I mean dumb guys) comments from around the web:

"Uma Thurman has to be ugliest "Hollywood beauty" alive. Seriously, these three should be scaring away crows, not telling you not to hate them because they're beautiful." -  IDLYITW

"Seriously, there's not an inch anywhere on her body I could say something nice about. " - WWTDD

"I just can't figure out if I'm supposed to be turned on or grossed out. It's like watching lesbians, only one of them has a mustache."  - The Superficial


There were more, lots more, but essentially they were all the same lame comments about her body looking shot.  So either these guys all have problems with their peens, have never seen a real women up close, or are all dating supermodels from another universe. Because the only problem I see with Uma Thurman is she needs a new bikini.  Preferably one with some support.  I think she looks great for being 36 and having two kids.  These are candid shots, not a friggin photo shoot. Do women have to have full makeup and hair to go to the beach?  Guys are so stupid sometimes. I'd like to see them in their swimtrucks.

Feel free to enjoy another Uma after the jump.

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