Vinnie Barbarino Says Scientology Could Have Cured Anna Nicole
John Travolta, or as I like to call him "El Bloato" has chimed in on the Anna Nicole debacle by stating that Scientology could have cured Anna of her drug-addiction demons- which is iron-clad proof he is a full-time moron. Anna Nicole was the most addicted human being on the face of the planet.
I have not once seen video footage of her where she didn't sound like a drunken mongoloid. I am not suggesting Anna wasn't an eloquent, articulate and highly-educated person, of course she was. I am just saying that her brain was soaked in battery acid and her speech functions were limited- on camera at least. Maybe she was an adjunct professor of literature somewhere and I have just never heard about it.
More to the point, Scientology is to Hollywood what Osama Bin Laden is to terrorism- and by that I mean, well, actually come to think of it, I don't really know what I mean. Scientology bad.
Here's Travolta's quote:
“It’s so sad.We could have helped her with Narconon but didn’t get a chance to. I wish we had.â€
That's ridiculous. Steel fencing, razor-wire, rabid dogs and blazing demons couldn't have kept Anna away from her happy pills. She lived to get high, and you know what, I don't blame her. If I were surrounded by as many leeches, bloodsuckers and vampires as she was I would have bathed myself in red wine and sucked on the teet of Grey Goose.
Narconon, which sounds like a place for snitches and rat-fink bastards, is a front for stealing people's money- like all of Scientology. Do I sound bitter? Well, yes, but if evil minions of Xenu hadn't abducted me and forced me to make love to dozens of sweaty, muscular men I might be a Fulbright scholar today.
Plus, it obviously hasn't cured John Travolta of his raging case of GAY yet. And until they do, I will continue to wage my one woman war against the forces of darkness and their sex enslavement.
Yep, that's the story I am going with.
