What Do The Snuggie and Scientology Have In Common? PURE EVIL
I thought I was alone in my observations of this recent phenomenon called the Snuggie. The juxtaposition of something as comforting as a warm fleece blanket with that of a shrill, harsh and relentlessly obnoxious female voice is enough to stir the most primordial instincts in one's soul. Then I discovered, the above video and all became clear, The Snuggie is an EVIL cult. The secret was revealed by the crazies at Jezebel (via Gizmodo).
A blanket with sleeves seems like a great idea in theory, sort of like a money-extorting cult born from a bad sci-fi story, but then reality strikes, and the next thing you know, you have whole families tripping, catching on fire and reclining in luxuriant pleasure avoiding the real world while they immerse themselves in the cult of Snuggie.
Don't do it people, seriously, nothing good can come from this. It's a dangerous, false reality which will end with you spending all your money on a product which never really delivers on its promises. Plus, you will look like some kind of devil-worshipping Satanist.
You've been warned.
P.S. You can have all this for the low, low price of $14.95 and....YOUR SOUL!
P.S.S. The warmth of The Snuggie prepares you for the afterlife....IN HELL!
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