What Do Tom Cruise And Michael Jackson Have In Common?
A heaping helping of the crazy sauce, with a side of WTF? garnished with a spoonful of "SAY WHAT? Just watch this and it will explain everything. I blame TMZ for this nonsense. No one in their right mind would give this woman spare change, let alone the time of day, but alas, those gutter-dwellers were there slurping it all up with a spoon. To make a long story short, this crazy bitch claims that Michael Jackson is the biological father to Connor Cruise, Tom Cruise's adopted son, and she, Claire Elisabeth "I AM F*CKING INSANE" Fields Cruise is his mother. She also claims he and the three Jackson children were conceived using some kind of "technology" that does not include all known forms of conception. Immaculate perhaps. Alright, we all know this loon is smoking the tainted stuff, but what bothers me most about all this MJ "biological" parental feeding frenzy nonsense is the how it may be affecting Michael's kids. Don't they deserve to grieve and live in relative harmony? Does no one have these kids best interests at heart? I mean every day some whackadoodle comes forward saying they are the biological parent to Michael's kids. Did we learn nothing from Anna Nicole's death? Is the world getting crazier? What's next, alien invasion? Just kidding Xenu, just kidding. (courtesy of MK)
