What Does Papa Joe Have On Tony Romo?
Amid some pretty solid news that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are definitely splitzville, comes this report that Tony honored his promise to squire Jess to her sister's wedding...after being "reminded" by her father Joe:
After multiple sources told Us this week that Tony Romo, and Jessica Simpson, had split. The Dallas Cowboys quarterback arrived at Simpson's parents' Encino house shortly before noon today as the family prepared for Ashlee's backyard wedding.As Usmagazine reported on Friday, Joe Simpson personally called Romo and asked him to attend the wedding, as Jessica's date, in order to support the family. Jessica will be Ashlee's maid of honor.
What kind of dad calls up his daughter's ex to "support the family"? I mean, I'd think he would want people there who WANT to be around, not who have to be "asked". And what is this "support the family" biz? It sounds like they're preparing for a funeral, not a wedding. Come on, Joe, it isn't a fiscal crisis, just your knocked-up daughter's shotgun wedding. I'm telling you, these Simpsons just ooze class!
Makes me wonder just what sort of dirt Papa Joe has on Tony.  I don't think Tony did this just to be nice. You just gotta wonder if Jessica told daddy something that was supposed to be kept secret, or if she saw something she wasn't supposed to, or if that whole incident in Vegas was more than it seemed on the surface. Or maybe he had Tony sign one of those billion year contacts like Scientology makes you sign when you join Sea Org. I ain't sayin', I'm just sayin'.
Don't drink the punch, Tony!
