What Does Paris Hilton Smell Like? The Can It Seems
It's been so long since we had a fresh dose of the world's dumbest celebutard, but lest ye think she has been curing cancer or solving the world's energy crisis, rest assured, she hasn't. In fact, Paris has been doing what Paris does best, selling her essence in the form of consumable goods — in this case more perfume.
This time, her eau de twatlett is called "Can-Can." Probably because it's good for clearing the air when you've stunk up the can. Seriously, who names a fragrance after something that's also referred to as a toilet. I can hear it now....
Passerby: "Paris what is that smell?"
Paris: "Oh, you like that, it's my new fragrance Can-Can"
Passerby: "Your new what?"
Paris: "My new fragrance, it's called Can-Can. Do you like it?"
Passerby: "Well, if you were going for "truck-stop bathroom after an obese trucker just released his morning constitutional of huevos rancheros with extra jalapenos and cheese" yeah, I like it. It will always remind me of you. You and a hot porta-potty at Lollapalooza!"
Paris: "That's hot!"
Paris claims to have been inspired by Moulin Rouge, which is appropriate because when I think of Paris, I think of garish strippers, tramps and trollops whoring it up in France. Sort of like the behind-the-scenes photo shoot featured above.
Also, what's with Paris' voice? Are her tranny hormones acting up, because she can't seem to keep in character.
Source - The always in character Dlisted.
